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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”...

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A Sardar & his wife

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana...

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Ek sradar sochta raha… sochta

Ek sradar sochta raha... sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????

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sardarni came from hotel and

sardarni came from hotel and said to sardar sardar ji sardar ji aj ty ghazab ho gaya sardar ji: ooy``e ki hoya sardarni:aj har koi mery kapron sy cher rahy thy sardar replied oy``e tenu kinni wari...

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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

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Jab Khuda ny apko banaya

Jab Khuda ny apko banaya ho ga.Pehly socha ho ga k Jannat m rakh lo.Phir Shayed mera Khayal aya hoga

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bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya

bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte. jaam dusron se cheen kar hum piya nahi karte. agar unko mohabbat hai toh hum se akar izaar kare. peecha hum bhi kissi ka kiya nahi karte

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a person said to a

a person said to a sardar: Aik surely tea ka cup dena sardar reply to person: yahan gay ka dhodh ata ha MADONA ka nahin...

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toote hue paimane mein kabhi

Sad Poetry sms toote hue paimane mein kabhi jaam nahi aata ishq ke mariz ko kabhi aaram nahi ataa kabhi to socha hota e dil tornewale toota hua dil kisi ke kam nahin aata

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————————- —————– samagh

--- --------- ------------- ----------------- samagh aya kya? apun k mobile ko tery mobile sy ishq ho gya hay iss liay line mar raha hay

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Ones sardarji saw a very

Ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ......kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

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Abkiya hey jo tere pass

Abkiya hey jo tere pass aoon kis man pe tujhko azmaoon title ki terhan jo ur chuka hey wo lamha kahanse dhoond laoon tere hi bhale ko maien chahta hoon ka tujhey kabhi maien yaad na aoon ..

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Divas Ma Das Var Vishvas

Divas Ma Das Var Vishvas Ma Vis Var Tarikh Ma Tris Var Chahat Ma Chalis Var Prem Ma Pachas Var Second Ma So Var Hakikat Ma Hazaro Var I Love You..

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A fat NRI sardarni goes

A fat NRI sardarni goes to a gurudwara with a mannat. She tells giani : Gianai ji, main aaj bhot vaddi aass leke aayi han. Giani : Main vekhya, jaddo tussi matthha tekya...

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TUM NE SUNA HAI? NAHIN

TUM NE SUNA HAI? NAHIN SUNA? REALLY NAHIN SUNA? CNN PE? BBC PE? PTV PE? GEO PE? ARY PE? AAJ PE? INDUS PE? ZEE TV PE? ATV PE? NAHIN SUNA? FM101 PE TO SUNA HOGA? IN PE BHI NAHIN SUNA? TO

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Milk choculate iz 4 kidz,Dark

Milk choculate iz 4 kidz,Dark choculate iz 4 lovers cuz it haz a higher percentage ov Cocoa, which meanz it haz More PHYNYTHELAMINE a chemicle that mimics the feeling U hav wen U'r in Luv!

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Wen im walking wit u

Wen im walking wit u i neva wanna stop, wen im looking at u i neva wana close me eyes, wen i kiss u i neva wanna breath n wen i hold u in my arms i wish d clock stop tickin. i love u and will always...

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()’*() Dnt ,,-(’0′,)-,, Wana

()'*() Dnt ,,-('0',)-,, Wana '.--( )--.' Bug (")(") Ya ()'*()""() just (,'0( ) wana (, ( (,) Hug Ya

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Eik Sardar 1

Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker doun!

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Some say you are ugly.

Some say you are ugly. Some say you are jungly. Some say you are pugly. But I say you are lovely

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