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oT TnAW TZUL I THpinboop

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oT TnAW TZUL I THpinboop YAZ !..ZmA3rb T33w2 ! .. YNNUZ Z'rU Canfused na? Read in a mirror.. Now..... Bye;-:)


taRasti nazrOn nE haR paL

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taRasti nazrOn nE haR paL tEra sAath maAnga... jaiSe aAsmAn nE hAr rAat chAnd mAanga... rOOth gaYa wO khUda bHi hUm sE... jUb hUm nE hAr dUa mEin tEra sAath mAanga....

Sardar 2 wife “koi aisi

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Sardar 2 wife "koi aisi baat kaho k mera seena fakhr se phul jae, or meri ass sulag jae"Wife "aap ka lun aap k sub doston se bara hai"

Owh boi u noe u

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Owh boi u noe u got me tinkin bout u, wen i reali wanna noe wud u luv me too, wud u lemme noe coz my hart is tru, baby wen i c ur face i wana b witchu.

Aik Sardar Apni Girl Friend

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Aik Sardar Apni Girl Friend se kehta hay........ Sardar: Prito ek wari i love u keh de.. Prito: Nai main nu sharam Aandi ae.. SArdar: Ek wari keh de.. Parito: Nai.. Sardar: Vekh le tu meri phen nai..

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke

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Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar, Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum New Year 2006 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!

Sardar entered in PCO, the

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Sardar entered in PCO, the girls asked,"han ji papa ji kidher kerna hy?" Sardar replied:"dekh larki kursi pe to mushkil ho ga, neechay hi bori bicha le......"

Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,

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Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*


Sardar ka beta fail ho

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Sardar ka beta fail ho ker 5th se 4th mein aur phir 4th se 3 rd mein aa gaya, to sardar said to his wife,apni shalwar tight ker lo bacha wapas aa raha hy....

Aj bhool jao Duniya ki

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Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum, Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum, Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar, Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR

Sardar`s wife. Kurri jawan ho

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Sardar`s wife. Kurri jawan ho gayi wey koi changa munda wekho 26saal da howay.sardar replied.jey 26 saal da na milay tey 13 13 de 2 le awaan?

Aa gale lag ja mera

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Aa gale lag ja mera yaar, Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!

Sardar & Sardarni in Bus:Sardarni:

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Sardar & Sardarni in Bus:Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.

2009 Sabse ho raha hai

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2009 Sabse ho raha hai dur, Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastor, Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum, Naye Saal aayahe chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

sardar: meri biwi mujhe chor

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sardar: meri biwi mujhe chor k chali gayi. freind: tu us ka khyaal nahi rekhta ho ga. sardar:arre yaar sagi behan ki terah rakhta tha.


Sardar ko sarak kay kinaray

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Sardar ko sarak kay kinaray pishab kartey deikh kar larki rasta badalney lagi toh sardar bolo: jee dirayey nahin, kyunkey aap jis sey dar rahi hain usey main ney pakra haua hai...

din gujar gaya hai intejaar

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din gujar gaya hai intejaar mai , raat gujar gayi intejaar mai , Naya saal mubark ho aapko , 2009 beet gaya aapke SMS k intejar main....

Eik Sardar sari zindage sochta

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Eik Sardar sari zindage sochta reha sochta reha sochta reha or sochtay sochtay hee marr geya K ager meri Behan k 2 bahi hain tu mera eik kesay...

Khushi se dil ko aabad

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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna... Aur gham ko dil se azad karna, Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

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